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Save the Good Ol’ Blogging

After a long day’s work, he comes back home. Lights the fire and hangs his coat behind the door. Pours in a glass of scotch, lights a cigarette and picks up the pen and paper to pour down everything that had occurred to him during the day. He was good at making mental notes, and having a sharp memory helped him pour it down on the paper under the flickering orange light of the fire.

This is an image long lost, long extinct. Good old writing is dead. Well, it had to. Modern technology brought in typewriters, then computers, laptops and now smart phones. Books became Ebooks and kindle smirked at the library around the corner.

I still did not complain. I too am writing this on a laptop. I too read my newspaper on a smart phone and I too have lost my library membership card in a pile of prehistoric books.
But, what I complain of, is the commercialization of blogging. An art that came as a pleasant gift to the reading world. A world where non authors painted their imagination on a canvas called the internet. Where the non reader read a small article and debated about it with his friends. A world which made reading and writing cool again. Food blogs for the gastronomes, travel blogs for the people living out of backpacks, verse blog for the people with a taste for scotch( and rhyming) and technology blogs for the geeks.

But all of them, were nicely structured, lovely to read articles. Formed of sentences, with interjections and punctuations. Paragraphs changed to shift the mood of the reader, and exclamations put to make them jump off their streets.

Do you have a sense of nostalgia right now? If yes, you too can join the ‘Save Good Ol’ Blogging’ group.
A kid born today would never see what the age of blogging looked like. Books would still be kept as showpieces in the living room, but these words written would be lost in this enormous internet cloud. What they are seeing in the name of blogging is: “10 best blah, and 20 photos for blah blah, and a million other blahs popping up”
Yes, photos are nice for the eye, and a .gif’s are funny. But the way words describe an emotion is unparalleled.
For example I have put below, a photo of the sunset from one of trips to Rann of Kutch. Thought the picture is nice, how I would put them to words is:

“It is a couple of minutes to 5 pm and the sun has started its homeward journey. Turning orange of its tiredness it yawns across to see the white salt of the desert shimmering as if it was saying goodbye. To every meter the sun went down the horizon, the desert changed its colour from orange to red,red to brown, before finally turning a pale black because of sadness. It now waits for its other friend, the moon to turn up. It knows how moody the moon is. It would only show its complete face once a month, and it was this day today. The Rann always thought why can’t I have both my present with me at the same time?”

Writing this gave me the nostalgia I was looking for, and I am very sure you will garner more out of the imagery of the text, that you did out of that photo.

Long things short, I wrote this article only to bring out the reader back in people. Don’t let your wordpress or blogspot profiles lose to instagrams and picasa’s. Even a million pixel camera will never capture what a nice little paragraph would. Words have always kept the essence of memories and stories alive, don’t let them die.

Till next time, keep blogging, keep reading.

The Chaiwala Team

After months of a marketing campaign that would have left people at Ogilvy in shame, Mr. Narendra ‘Chaiwala’ Modi has been sworn as the 15th Prime Minister of the biggest democracy on this watery planet.

We Indians like change. And in a democratic setup, a change is of utmost importance. Change to show that a particular surname will not run this country forever, a change to show that we Indians have finally grown an interest in politics, even though it is only restricted to Social Media( In our defence, sitting on a laptop all night long fighting over status updates is tough).

Even though I was another vocalist singing for change, I never liked the Hindutva music of the saffron brigade’s khadi shorts. But this time around, the shorts gang was singing a new tune.

“Namo Namo Namo”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ucpaT5xjg

(This is just too amazing not to share). Listening to this tune, I grabbed my old civics book and read about Indian Lok Sabha elections. No, this was not the American Presidential elections where you vote for the leader and do not even look at the candidate who has applied from your constituency.

As much as I criticise the way people have voted, I must admit the only party that deserved to win was BJP. INC were busy creating a pit for the Shehzaada, and Mr. Kejriwal had already jumped into one himself, resigning from Delhi’s Chief Minister’s post.  

In short, I am happy. Happy that Indians still are unsatisfied, and still dream of a first world India and will continue reminding politicians that they are being watched.

This post is not about whether Mr. Modi is the correct Prime Ministerial choice, but about the dilemma I have always had: What Cabinet will Mr. Modi have once he is elected to the PMO? Because one thing is clear, INC and LEFT have been grooming intellectuals for years, the BJP continues to overlook this aspect of politics.

People may disagree, but in my opinion you need to have proper knowledge and education to run a portfolio, that too at the highest level of administration in India. But given the options (they were very few) Mr. Modi has managed a decent cabinet, who I score 6.5/10 on face value (I would love them for proving me wrong, on the positive end of the scale).

I will divide my opinion into 3 sections: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the Cabinet selection.

THE GOOD:

  • The Factor that Modi has selected a small team is amazing. I am a big fan of “Jeff Bezos’ 2 pizza a Team principle” Smaller cabinet for quick decisions is an amazing concept being drafted into the highest administrative office of India.
  • Mr. Arun Jaitley: Honestly, the only minister who would fit into any Cabinet, and into any role. Having a very clean image, he is well respected amongst all political circles.
  • Getting some very smart and educated people on board. Mr. Harsh Vardhan( the almost CM of Delhi) is an ENT Surgeon and knows the health sector inside out.And Gen VK Singh, who even after the controversies is the best person who can lead the North Eastern region out of the chaos it is in.
  • One of another pleasant news from this front is that 1/4th of the Cabinet are women.( though I expected better people than Ms. Irani and Ms. Bharti)
  • I was so happy to know that the goons (Shiv Sena) have a very less representation in the Cabinet. I am still clueless though, why does Maharashtra even vote for them?
  • By putting low-profile, low-ego ministers in charge of some of these ministries, Modi has probably tried to ensure that his ministers do not get into needless tussles with state governments, especially if they are run by opposition parties.

 

THE BAD:

  • There were people, who though new, were way more educated and knowledgeable about some portfolios than their present occupants. Example: Mr. Jayant Sinha is an IIT Delhi and Harvard alumnus having studied Business Administration from the Ivy League wonder. Similarly, Mr. Abhishek Singh has a degree in industrial Relations from XLRI. But I know, degrees are not important to lead a nation, political prowess is.
  • Smriti Irani: A Miss India aspirant who is just a “Class 12th pass “and has never been to college been given the HRD Portfolio. Are you kidding me? Though many people may debate against it, this is very stupid. How can someone who has never been to college understand how higher education needs improvement with girls wearing makeup to become an actress?
  • A not very equal representation in the Cabinet from all the states. Himachal, Uttarakhand, Rajasthan are some of the states where, even after sweeping almost all the seats, there are only a trickle of seats visible in the Cabinet. ( I really hoped to see Maj. Gen. Khanduri on those ranks)

 

THE UGLY:

  • Uma Bharti: Why oh why? A 6th pass, 13 criminal cases, wants to “wipe off Muslims” is on the highest administrative body of the “modern India”. I agree Mr. Modi has the RSS to please, but he has sealed Ganga’s fate. It is never getting cleaned.
  • A cabinet Minister’s average worth is Rs. 18.66 crore. Where? Where does this money come from? Why cannot India have middle class Ministers?
  • 27 Criminal cases against the Ministers in the Cabinet. Whatever happened to having a clean government, having people like Madam Bharti and Sanjeev Baliyan( Muzzaffarnagar MP accused of inciting violence in the recent riots) is simply making a mockery of the Indian sstem of governance.( Not that this never happened before, But we were expecting a Change.)

 

Credits: To the person who has made this amazing cartoon.