Precautionary warning: The following article is intended to be satirical and insulting. If any of these candidates want me to edit something about them, I am open to bribes and lavish gifts.
I asked similar questions to the 3 horses that running in this derby:
MR. ARVIND KEJRIWAL
Favourite food
None ( Too used to hunger strikes)
Favourite holiday destination
The road side
Hobbies
Dharna, Strike
Recent crush
Aam aurat
Favourite pick up line
Aam Aadmi mein bahut shakti hai, who bahut der takk khada reh sakta hai
If you were invisible for one day
I will lose all the publicity
Book on your bedside
Idea of Pakistan
One person you look up to
The Cough Doctor
Favourite movie
Nayak: Ek din ka CM
Favourite song
Kyun paisa paisa karte ho, paise pe kyun marte ho
MR. RAHUL GANDHI
Favourite food
Spaggeti and Pizza
Favourite holiday destination
Amethi
Hobbies
Playing with his hand
Recent crush
Barkha Dutt, now I am done with Arvind Goswami
Favourite pick up line
Women empowerment is the way forward
If you were invisible for one day
I will be invisible for the next 5 years.
Book on your bedside
History of Congress
One person you look up to
Mumma
Favourite movie
Shehzaade
Favourite song
Main Aisa Kyun Hun
MR. NARENDRA MODI
Favourite food
Khakda Fafda Thepla Dhokla and anything else that rhymes with them
Favourite holiday destination
USA ( A Gujarati dream)
Hobbies
Speaking, shouting, accusing, and then speaking some more
Recent crush
Meghna Patel
Favourite pick up line
I don’t use my hand
If you were invisible for one day
Steal Gujarat riot investigation reports
Book on your bedside
Hindutva
One person you look up to
The mirror
Favourite movie
The Burning Train
Favourite song
Main hun Don
Note: Cartoons posted from the internet. Credit to the cartoonists. They are amazing.
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